There once was a man from nantucket
his computer went blue and read ‘fault bucket’
it didn’t want to boot up, but when it finally did
all he got were a bunch of popups peddling viagra and skin
He picked up the phone and called Infinity Solutions
they were always so quick with a resolution
Infinity solutions showed up — clean, shaven, and discreet
unfortunately, not like the ‘woman’ he had been chatting with on-line last week
she told me to click on some images so fair
i thought it was legit, i did, i swear
so please can you fix it i need it for work
i need it for my job as a hotel clerk
fix it we will, no problem at all
and all it took was one telephone call
your computer is repaired and running like new
now the lymeric is over, and we say ‘thank you’